Where can I hide dad’s new John Deere mower since drove it to 7-11 and wrecked?
My little brother helped drag it home with his friend's car and dad is still on the road. He will be home Sunday. He will freak and do something crazy. My brother says we can take it all apart and dump the pieces. What would you do? Don't say tell you dad. Forgetitaboutit!!!!

WOW!!! You are Fu***d!!!!!!!!!
Put it in the neighbor's shed and blame them to bloody hell.
Park it next to the Washer and dryer he'll never find it there
get it repaired.
or be honest and face the consequences.
it is pretty funny tho!
Have a dump truck come pick up the parts and tell your dad it was stolen.
Although, the best option is to tell your father, and together work out a plan where you can pay him back. Or better yet, have a plan ready so when he gets home he will at least know you are trying. Take your punishment and move on. You may regret, trying to cover it up, in the future.
DO NOT SELL IT then report it stolen (this is fraud).